Thursday, August 10, 2006

Got Back?

Nikki, over at "Everybody Can Just Bite My Ass" is starting "Operation Lose that Ass" over on her site. The goal is to lose two pants sizes in two months. For more information and to jump on the bandwagon, go here:
http://blindwanderings.blogspot.com/

So, I'm going to do this, and I thought it would be funny to post a picture of one of those fake butts. First, I googled "false bottom" and got these....



"Fake derierre" garnered this:

With part of the body cut off to look skinnier, you'll note...







After several permutations of "fake butt", I finally gave up and googled "Baby Got Back". Aside from the obvious and rather rude images, here's what I got:


And inexplicably, the flag of Lebanon, which for some reason won't upload (so this isn't as funny as it could have been)....

All of which just goes to show, even on the internet, be careful what you ask for...

15 comments:

Oh, The Joys said...

Are you going to post your butt?

Sayre said...

Yes - but it will be fully clothed. I wouldn't inflict such horror on the world at large.

I liked your pic! I think it might do for the contest!

Nikki said...

YEEESSSSS(dry washes hands)

Send me more victims.

(Renfield laugh)

ablondeblogger said...

Hey Sayre!

Ooooh....this alone makes me want to start blogging again. What a good idea!!!

I might still do the program off-line. I loved the links she provided.

And the google results you got were hilarious!!

Jeff said...

I wish I could jump in on the weight loss thing. I need to look good for my wedding in two months. I have two problems:

1. It invited "Ladies".
2. I might be too private a person to air my dirty or even clean laundry.

I do talk about getting in shape in my blog, but the details are mine. ;)

Sayre said...

Jump on in, Dawn! Even if you don't do it publically, you can follow along and email the winner (if it's not you, that is) with praises for her/his fortitude and willpower.

This goes for you, too, Jeff. I think mostly "ladies" were invited because frankly, when you think "big butt", guys just don't pop into your head. But I think looking good for your wedding is terrific incentive. Your bride would be most appreciative!

Sayre said...

And Nikki? I'm a good rounder-upper (is that a word?) of people to do stuff. Especially victims!

Nikki said...

ABLONDBLOGGER!!!!

I stopped by your blog and read you a couple of days after you hung up your keyboard. It was great! We would love to have you play. I have to give the idea to Nikki M over at "Now what the hell do I do" - great brain in that woman. LOL

Jeff, my man, whom I have never "spoken" to... we need a man doing this. I only said "ladies" b/c that was people I was getting any feed back on. I can understand if you don't want to air your dirty laundry, that can be a bit uncomfortable, so make up your own mind about it, I won't pressure you there, BUT just think....all these strange women could be doing a special post in honor of YOU - the might JEFF - the King of ALL Men, if you win.

Of course, if you don't win, you'll have to tell a woman how great and wonderful SHE is even if you don't quite believe it......good training for you since you're getting married. LOL

Sorry for hogging your space Sayre, but wow - you aren't kidding - you're a Great! rounder - upper! LOL

Alice in Wonderbread said...

Drat I missed something! Where's this ass thing?

I'm not into losing my ass so much as getting it BACK. I mean, when I gain weight it kind of slides into my thighs like a melting glacier.

I need to lose my belly! I've got the Irish thing where when a woman in my family gets fat, the legs and arms stay normal sized but the middle gets big.

Six pounds down, (mrgphhht) to go.

Alice in Wonderbread said...

p.s. LOVE THE CAN CAN cans!

Janet said...

I think your ass is the hardest place to lose weight. Just look at J Lo. She's fit. But no matter how hard she tries, she can still fit a cocktail tray on her butt. It's her trademark though, so she might as well own it.:)

Sayre said...

My husband loves "shelf butt" which is what I think JLo has. I had one once... and I will again!

~d (tilde) said...

My a$$ looks like the hippo's a$$.
Crap.

pendlerpiken said...

I'd love my big butt if it was a bit more bouncy. Or, indeed, shelf-like ;)

I'd much rather lose the tummy.

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