Not the BIG WAR (with the Party Boys next door), but the Fur Wars. A truce has been declared between three of the parties. The fourth, French, is still launching small skirmishes in an effort to establish world domination. This war may be won next week, when small countries Misha and Tottie go get fixed....
In fact, negotiations went SO well, that one of the participants actually fell asleep during peace talks:
In other news, can government officials explain the new product-labeling laws:
Why is there an added sticker with the english words "cooking direction" and then the directions in Korean - covering up the real directions - also in Korean?????