Revenge is MINE!!!!!!

During the attempted clean up of Z-boy's room, that damned Chia alarm clock was unearthed yet again. Hammers couldn't kill that thing. And while it was in a box in the closet, it would go off every morning around 8:20 in a muffled, undemanding sort of way. Once out of the box though, you couldn't shut the thing up. It would go off every hour. I swear the thing is possessed.

That night, my husband decided to sleep in Z-boy's room because I hadn't gotten around to putting the clean sheets back on OUR bed and he had to get up early the next morning. So he climbed into the bed, turned out the lights and dozed off.... Only to be awakened quite rudely by "Ch-ch-ch-CHIA! Ch-ch-ch-CHIA!" A strangled scream brought Z-boy running. He retrieved the alarm clock and brought it to me for safe keeping (HA!).

I promptly opened the back door and flung it blindly out into the bushes... towards the re-occupied home of the Party Boys.



Yeah. I'm evil that way.

Ch-ch-ch-chia now lives in our side yard under an azalea bush, merrily going off every few hours in a voice that cannot be ignored. Take that, Party Boys.