According to my recent spam, there are three things I need in life. Can you guess what they are from the list of "senders"?
1 - DatingCommunity; Love Happens; Over 30 Singles Site; Find Affection; Find Sweetheart; It's Time; Together Dating; Settle Down; Find a Mate; True Local Mate; Life Start; Over 30 Cupid Match; Smart Dating; The Love Date; Meet Your Mate; Be My Love; Find Romance
2 - Long Lasting Ink; Printer Ink; Reduced Ink Jets; Lowest Ink Jets; Order Ink; Buy Toner; Ink Jet Brands; Cartridges; Ink for Printers
3 - Mobile Ring; Amusing Ring; Cellular Rock; Mobile Tones; Rings 4 Mobile; Cell Tones
These all arrived within the last 4 days. I'm trying to think what I might have done to trigger this particular spate of email...
1 - Thanks, but I have a man. I'm going to keep him, so please stop trying to send me more. I only need one.
2 - Were you guys watching as I emptied my print cartridges doing the LOST CAT posters? Just how closely is BigBrother watching? I wasn't even online for that.
3 - I like my ring. It's different, inoffensive, and it came with the phone so I don't have to pay for it. Me like Free. And who doesn't like a drum solo?
I had to post about this because everytime I "organized" my incoming mail to dump those "senders" straight into the deleted file, a new one would show up with a different name. It's irritating as hell, but also kind of funny.
Anyone have any suggestions to eliminate this stuff?????