Saturday, August 25, 2007

Calmness Achieved!!!!

I am passing this on to you because it definitely works, and we could all use a little more calmness in out lives.

By following simple advice heard on the Dr. Phil show, you too can find inner peace. Dr. Phil proclaimed:

The way to achieve inner peace is to finish all the things you have started and never finished."

So I looked around my house to see all the things I started and hadn't finished and before leaving the house this morning I finished of a bottle of Merlot, a bottle of White Zinfandel, a bottle of Bailey's Irish Cream, a bottle of Kahlua, a package of Oreos, the remainder of my old Prozac prescription, the rest of the cheesecake, some Doritos and a box of chocolates.

You have no idea how freaking good I feel.

Thank you to my friend Stephanie for passing this along. While I didn't follow the advice to the letter (well, except for that cheesecake one), it made me laugh out loud - and you know that laughter IS the best medicine!


ablondeblogger said...

LOL! At first, when I read the quote, I thought you were serious, and I was all in my head like, "Well, crap, I'm never going to be able to do that!"

nikki said...

That cat face is beyond adorable. It's almost as if she let out a much needed fart.

mjd said...

Very funny, your response to Dr. Phil's quote is perfect.