My sides hurt from laughing so hard....
You MUST go visit my brother at The Prime of Life and click on the link called JCPenney Catalog circa 1977 in the post called "Worth a Look".
If you were a sentient being at that time (which is debatable for some people who actually have memories of that time), you will also be howling with laughter.
I actually owned one of those shirts once - and it was my favorite. **blush**