But my computer apparently is. Have been trying everything to revive it - long talks on the phone, mouth-to-mouth... I've even thrown some money at it to see if I could get its attention.
So tomorrow, I'm taking it in for surgery. Hopefully that will fix whatever is the problem.
If not, well then, keep an eye on the obituary pages and I'll be looking around for a new computer to keep me warm.
In the meantime, I hope you've all had a lovely Christmas and a safe, not-to-hungover New Year's!