Zboy is turning nine at the end of this month. With greater age comes greater awareness.
This morning, he was walking around pulling his chest out into mini-boobs. When I asked him what he was doing, he said he was "stretching his pecs".
"...but you don't have pecs, Mom."
"Yes, I do. Everyone with arms and a chest has pecs. Even the dog has pecs."
He let go of his chest and looked at me for a moment.
"Oh. Your's are just gigantic and long. Must be hard to hug with those things..."
Dude. I nearly fell off my chair laughing.