Because I'm Tired

I'm going to cop out of a real post and do this little meme I found over at... you guessed it, HoosierGirl's place. She's always a good bet when my creativity runs a little dry...


If I were a direction I’d be… NORTH.

If I were furniture I’d be… A ROCKING CHAIR.

If I were a liquid I’d be… WATER.

If I were a sin I’d be… SLOTH.

If I were a gem/stone I’d be… A DIAMOND.

If I were a metal I’d be… PLATINUM.

If I were a tree I’d be… AN OAK.

If I were a fruit I’d be… AN APPLE.

If I were a flower I’d be… AN IRIS.

If I were weather I’d be… A THUNDERSTORM.

If I were a music instrument I’d be… A PIANO.

If I were an element I’d be… FIRE.

If I were a color I’d be… RED.

If I were an animal I’d be… A TIGER.

If I were a sound I’d be… A ROAR.

If I were a lyric I’d be… "I SEEK TO UNDERSTAND ME". (I am a Scientist - Robert Pollard)

If I were a song I’d be… "AND SHE WAS".

If I were a music type I’d be… ECLECTIC (I like a little of every thing EXCEPT Jazz).

If I were a perfume/cologne I’d be…. CHANEL No. 5.

If I were a feeling I’d be… ENERGETIC.

If I were food I’d be… WARM BREAD.

If I were a city I’d be… SEATTLE.

If I were a taste I’d be… BUTTER (salted).

If I were a scent I’d be… SPICY/ORIENTAL.

If I were a word I’d be… A DO-ER.

If I were a verb I’d be… READ!

If I were an object I’d be… A HAMMER.

If I were a piece of clothing I’d be… A COMFY PAIR OF SWEAT PANTS.

If I were a body part I’d be… THE NOSE.

If I were an facial expression I’d be… QUIZZICAL.

If I were a cartoon character I’d be… ELLIE (For Better or For Worse).

If I were a movie I’d be… PARENTHOOD.

If I were a geometrical figure I’d be… A CIRCLE.

If I were one of the 4 seasons I’d be… FALL.

If I were a sentence I’d be… NOW, WHAT WAS I DOING?

Just so you know... This song is REALLY me!